This is Nek Minnit Man. He's a bogan and he stars in teh Nek Minnit Youtube Video.
Nek Minnit Man left his scooter outside the dairy
"Leff ma scooda outsyde da diyury... nek minnit.. (holds up scooter)"
-Nek Minnit Man after the nek minnit.
After the nek minnit, the scooter was broke and he tried to ride it like a skateboard. after that he was pissed so he took a big crap on it and kicked it at his dog (like bogans do.)