Gaben at hi mum's house eatin' babies with his arms folded.




I'm.... Gabe Newell!

Is it working?

Uhhh.... no!

Episode Three Release Date:

Coincident with The Rapture

"Gaben" (pronounced Gay-Benn) is the co-founder and managing director of video game development and online distribution company Homosexual Benjamin Industries.


After having dropped out of Harvard University Newell spent thirteen years working for his mother, ultimately becoming a "Mega Mummy's Boy". Gaben has described himself as "My absolute favourite developaaah". Inspired by Michael Abrash, who left his mums to work on being a faggot, Gaben and another Mum employee, Mike Harrington, left their Mums to found Homosexual Benjamin Industries in 1996. He and Harrington used their money to fund Homosexual Benjamin Industries through the development of My Little Gaben!

During production on My Little Gaben!, he spent several months focusing on the Steam project.

In 2007, Gaben told consoles to "go fuck yourselves". Not long after, he apologised and told them to "go feck yourselves".

In December 2010, Forbes named Gaben as "A Name You Should Know" mainly for his work on Steam having partnerships with multiple major developaaahhs

Personal lifeEdit

Gaben is married to Baben and has two sons (Aben and Hayben).

His favorite games are Super Mario 64, Doom, and Star Trek played on a Burroughs mainframe computer. Doom convinced him that video games were the magic of development, and Super Mario 64 convinced him video games were gay.

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